An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”what
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
It helps if you read it in the accents….
omfg
(Source: flyingscotsman)
punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
but that isn’t Heosemys spinosa
this is a Heosemys spinosa specimen
the turtle in the original post is a ringed map turtle, Graptemys oculifera, which is listed as vulnerable but not actually endangered
(Source: sinyasiki)
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